Treats Puleeease....???

Ahh...Fresh air...

There's nothing I like more than having my window open on a nice day...


I just wish the table was lower....

Bailey

First you catch it...

Then you run off with it....Then you drop it in the human's shoe....

Repeat - as often as desired, or until it becomes less amusing to you than it is to your human.

Bailey

5 more minutes, just give me 5 more minutes!

The Joys of a Good Belly Rub

Yes, I know. The belly rub. A pathetic maneuver used by dogs the world over to flaunt their submissiveness to their humans. "Oh pet me, please pet me, I am your humble servant." Pant pant drool. Tail tucked and all.

Leave it to dogs to get it all wrong.

I can understand why most cats will not tolerate it, but I have to confess, I really quite like it and you can to, as long as you follow a few simple rules:

1. NEVER, I mean, NEVER be submissive. Absolutely no tail tucking. You are not begging for the human's acceptance, you are demanding their service. The human exists for your pleasure. Don't ever let them forget it.

2. Put the claws away. Those who've never known the joy of a good belly rub might have a sudden inclination to attack the hand that rubs you. Don't. The claws should only be used as a tool to remind the human who's in charge in the event they mistake your behavior for submission.

3. Be irresistible. Humans love it when you look particularly cute.



Bailey

Not now, I'm sleeping!

A cat needs her beauty sleep. At least 16-18 hours of it. And right now I'm a little behind...and upside down or something....that's gonna hurt later.

Happy Dreams!

Bailey

What's the probability....

Of her taking a break to get me some treats?

My human is taking a statistics class. I like to help with her homework:


I try to be interested in all her babbling about probabilities and normal distributions and critical values, but after awhile it all just makes me sleepy.

Bailey