My human likes to read the newspaper - heaven knows why - it's just rubbish. The only redeeming quality of most newspapers today is their easy shredability and the fun crinkly sound they make when I dive into them.
One of these days, I will teach my human that newspapers are WAY more fun to play in than to read...probably more intellectually stimulating that way too....
"Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it."
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