Human troubles...

My human had a bad day today. I know when she's had a bad day because she seems awfully glad to see me (well duh), and even happier that I am not another stupid human. I dutifully cuddle with her while she lectures me at length on the stupidity of humans, as though it still surprises her. She never listens to me when I try to tell her that they are only human, and, sorry to say, most of them them couldn't help it if they wanted to.

Personally, I think my human would have made a fine cat. Not only is she not stupid (except when she ignores me, or hangs out with the dog), she is as fond of sleeping and snacks as I am. Also, I think she would feel better if she could swear at her humans without them ever really knowing the difference between terms of endearment and a trial run for the jugular.

And failing that, there is always the option of taking out revenge on their sofas.

Hug your human today, cats, especially if they had a bad day. Sometimes it's just what they need.

Bailey

How to wake your owner...

Someone emailed this to my human, and I had to share...






Bailey

Thinking inside the box...

I found this box the other night and drove my human crazy trying to knock it off the pantry shelf until she finally let me have it.

But she tied one of my toys inside and I CAN'T get it out!!!!

After awhile, I just got tired of trying...better luck next time.

Bailey

Everything my owner needed to know about life, I taught her

1. Show up early, and bring snacks.

2. Do what feels right.

3. Forget what everybody else thinks.

4. If you screw up, shake it off and pretend that it was part of the plan.

5. Keep an eye on everything, all the time, except at naptime.

6. Be social on your own terms.

7. Be fascinated by life's little things.

8. You can never be too clean.

9. Curiosity never killed anything but time.

10. Furballs happen. Deal with it.

11. Take care who you agree to serve.

12. Hunting takes patience, plenty of practise, and sharp claws. Hone your skills.

13. Independence is a virtue.

14. Just do it.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program...

For ME!!!!

It's been awhile since I poked my whiskers into cyberspace. Blame it on my human. You know how humans get when they are all tangled up in their "schedules" and "deadlines"

I think the only good deadline is one with a tasty fish hanging on the end of it.

Hmmmm...fish....got any snacks?

Bailey

All the news that's fit to eat...

My human likes to read the newspaper - heaven knows why - it's just rubbish. The only redeeming quality of most newspapers today is their easy shredability and the fun crinkly sound they make when I dive into them.

One of these days, I will teach my human that newspapers are WAY more fun to play in than to read...probably more intellectually stimulating that way too....

Bailey

Faux Fur Frenzy

A new toy, huh? This better be good...

Smells pretty good....hmmm...tasty too...

I really love this red fur!

Hey, human! Do you think you could clean this up? What do you think this is, a dog house?