Shredding the curtains is for amateurs....if you really need to punish your owner for doubting that you are master of the domain (domain...pah...master of the Universe!!), try these:
10. TP the apartment. One roll is great, 8 is better.
9. Spill the litter box. Extra points if you drag the fresh bag all over the carpet.
8. Knock over the houseplants. Extra points for using the piled up dirt as a litter box.
7. Push all the books off of their shelves. Bonus marks for "cat-earing" the pages (i.e. chewing off the corners).
6. Take the phone off the hook. This works best if you can figure out how to shut off the answering machine too. Cuteness points for sleeping on the receiver in an effort to muffle the beeping sound.
5. Change the radio to the country station. Extra points if you can turn it up to full volume at the same time. Double that if the owner is blasted awake in the morning by Shania Twain. (hint: this might be one night you don't stay in bed with the owner - no one should wake up to THAT!!)
4. Ignore the owner until she offers food. Bonus if it's her food, and not your stale old treats.
3. Be a pest. Nothing more to say about that...
2. Play the velcro game. (i.e. see how many pieces of furniture you can stick yourself to before the owner concedes to playing less destructive games with you).
1. Prevent sleep at all costs. In the event of a hangover, double the points if you can wake your owner with a loud crash at an ungodly hour. Pots and pans are great. An entire bookshelf is better (recommended for multiple cat households).
Bailey
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