Dear Bailey, you need to have your human make a bunch of paper balls and then string them together for a really good toy. If she uses cotton kitchen twine it won't hurt you to chew it. You can have her run around trailing it behind her like a snake, or she can put a hook at the top middle of a doorway and then tie the paperball string from that so it hangs down to make you something to bat at and fight with when she leaves to go to work.
"Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it."
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Dear Bailey, you need to have your human make a bunch of paper balls and then string them together for a really good toy. If she uses cotton kitchen twine it won't hurt you to chew it. You can have her run around trailing it behind her like a snake, or she can put a hook at the top middle of a doorway and then tie the paperball string from that so it hangs down to make you something to bat at and fight with when she leaves to go to work.
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