How to wake your owner...

Someone emailed this to my human, and I had to share...






Bailey

Thinking inside the box...

I found this box the other night and drove my human crazy trying to knock it off the pantry shelf until she finally let me have it.

But she tied one of my toys inside and I CAN'T get it out!!!!

After awhile, I just got tired of trying...better luck next time.

Bailey

Everything my owner needed to know about life, I taught her

1. Show up early, and bring snacks.

2. Do what feels right.

3. Forget what everybody else thinks.

4. If you screw up, shake it off and pretend that it was part of the plan.

5. Keep an eye on everything, all the time, except at naptime.

6. Be social on your own terms.

7. Be fascinated by life's little things.

8. You can never be too clean.

9. Curiosity never killed anything but time.

10. Furballs happen. Deal with it.

11. Take care who you agree to serve.

12. Hunting takes patience, plenty of practise, and sharp claws. Hone your skills.

13. Independence is a virtue.

14. Just do it.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program...

For ME!!!!

It's been awhile since I poked my whiskers into cyberspace. Blame it on my human. You know how humans get when they are all tangled up in their "schedules" and "deadlines"

I think the only good deadline is one with a tasty fish hanging on the end of it.

Hmmmm...fish....got any snacks?

Bailey